Ninjas Vs. Pirates Vs. Department of Homeland Security
The ATFs explanation for why they decided to bring down a jogging ninja...“Seeing someone with something across the face, from a federal standpoint — that’s not right”. Boy are they going to have their hands full this Halloween. No actual Ninja could be reached for comment. However, I did ask.
Pirates...Ninja...I swear, if an alphabet agency starts cracking down on werewolves, I'm going to stop paying my taxes.
"In my life, I have prayed but one prayer: 'Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." - Voltaire