Ninjas Vs. Pirates Vs. Department of Homeland Security

We've long known how the FBI feels about Pirates. Now the truth has come out on the ATF's stance on Ninja. Jeremiah Ransom, wearing red bandannas ninja mask style, was forcibly detained at gunpoint by the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms after leaving a Pirate vs. Ninja event at a Georgia university. He was held in "investigative detention" and ultimately released. Jeremiah will file a formal complaint with the ATF. The above picture is a camera phone shot of Jeremiah unmasked, face down on the sidewalk, with an ATF agent's knee on his neck.

The ATFs explanation for why they decided to bring down a jogging ninja...“Seeing someone with something across the face, from a federal standpoint — that’s not right”. Boy are they going to have their hands full this Halloween. No actual Ninja could be reached for comment. However, I did ask.

Pirates...Ninja...I swear, if an alphabet agency starts cracking down on werewolves, I'm going to stop paying my taxes.

"In my life, I have prayed but one prayer: 'Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." - Voltaire