The Devil is a motherfuckin LIAR!
From the Internet Weirdness files we present you, SPIRIT OF TRUTH!!!!!!
What happens when you cross a Pimp with a Televanglist?
New leather bound bible: $125
Red Silk handkerchief: $75
20 Minutes public access TV: Free
being able to impart your religious wisdom on 10 or 20 local area cable watchers? PRICELESS
(NSFW, unless you work at school for the deaf)
"Bitch, Im flowin straight from the survivor scroll! CUT THAT BITCH OFF! NEXT CALLER!"